{"product_id":"i-ve-been-killing-them-with-kindness-motel-keychain","title":"I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain","description":"Black keychain with white text reads \"I'VE BEEN KILLING THEM WITH KINDNESS, WHEN DO THEY DIE?\" in classic motel style design. For when you've tried being nice for approximately forever and are wondering about the timeline on results. Asking for a friend. 🖤\n\n🖤 Perfect Stocking Stuffer \u0026amp; Gift Under $15\nLooking for affordable gifts celebrating dark humor? This relatable keychain makes a welcome stocking stuffer, gag gift, or present for anyone whose patience with difficult people has expired.\n\n🏨 Design \u0026amp; Quality\nInspired by classic hotel and motel key tags, this keychain features bold black background with crisp white lettering. The stark contrast matches the blunt honesty of the message. Durable plastic construction survives whatever situations require such pointed questions.\n\n📏 Specifications:\n🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75\" x 1.75\"\n🔹 Materials: High-quality plastic with metal split ring\n🔹 Color: Black with white text\n🔹 Unisex appeal - funny gift for anyone with patience issues\n🔹 Reads \"GET BULLISH\" in small text on reverse side\n🔹 Designed in NYC by a small business\n\n😤 Gift Ideas \u0026amp; Occasions:\n🔹 Dark humor gifts, sarcastic accessories\n🔹 Funny gifts for people with difficult coworkers\n🔹 Office humor gifts, workplace survival accessories\n🔹 Christmas stocking stuffers, holiday party favors\n🔹 Secret Santa exchanges, birthday gifts\n🔹 Gifts for anyone whose kindness needs better results\n\n✨ Why Choose This Keychain:\n🔹 Perfectly captures universal frustration\n🔹 Appeals to people who've mastered fake politeness\n🔹 Works for anyone questioning their nice strategy\n🔹 Great conversation starter about patience limits\n\n👥 Perfect For:\nPeople whose kindness comes with an expiration date. Anyone who's ever wondered if being nice actually works. Gift recipients who understand that some people test your limits daily. Customer service workers who've seen everything. Anyone whose smile is becoming increasingly forced.\n\n🛍️ Retail Appeal:\nGreat for gift shops, office supply stores, bookstore sidelines targeting customers seeking relatable workplace humor. The universal frustration appeals to shoppers dealing with difficult people.\n\n💝 Small Business, Big Impact\nSupporting a small business that understands sometimes kindness feels like a losing strategy. Small batch production ensures quality craftsmanship. Whether you're stocking dark humor or shopping for someone whose patience needs validation, this keychain delivers relatability and honest frustration.\n\n🏢 About GetBullish:\nGetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY.\n\n🏷️ Themes: stocking stuffer, gifts under $15, funny gift, dark humor, sarcastic gifts, workplace humor, black keychain, keychain, motel keychain, bookstore sidelines, small business, designed in NYC, funny quotes, keychains with sayings","brand":"GetBullish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47573752578238,"sku":"GB-key-killing","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0585\/0067\/7822\/files\/3a6d9331362be7c85f3e6a620181d080c1c0f34aaae09f1750b4893141003e34.png?v=1779542575","url":"https:\/\/fitsoplussize.com\/products\/i-ve-been-killing-them-with-kindness-motel-keychain","provider":"F.I.T.S.O Plus Size Activewear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}