{"title":"Shop All","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"f-i-t-s-o-plus-size-activewear-gift-card","title":"FITSO Plus Size - Gift Card","description":"Treat yourself with a F.I.T.S.O gift card","brand":"F.I.T.S.O Plus Size Activewear","offers":[{"title":"$10.00","offer_id":41260321439934,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":41260321472702,"sku":"","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50.00","offer_id":41260321505470,"sku":"","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":41260321538238,"sku":"","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]},{"product_id":"plussize-black-mesh-ultra-crop-hoodie","title":"RESTOCK COMING SOON!!! Meshed Up: The Ultimate Ultra Crop Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eTake your style to the next level with this premium plus size Black Mesh Ultra Crop Hoodie. Featuring breathable power mesh with ultimate stretch, lightweight feel, it provides a unique take on traditional hoodies.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFits true to size. Measure your high bust, for the most accurate size. See size chart in images for complete sizing information. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFIT \u0026amp; FABRIC:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBreathable, sheer, power mesh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eModel is a Size 20\/22 Wearing a FITSO 3X\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eColors: Black \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eHood is lined with a black stretch fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e90% Nylon \/ 10% Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMachine Wash, Cold, Do Not Bleach, Tumble Dry, Low; Do Not Iron\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eLooking for a belt bag that fits plus-size bodies? Explore our \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fitsoplussize.com\/products\/plus-size-black-belt-bag\" title=\"Plus Size Belt Bag\"\u003ePlus Size Belt Bag\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSHIPPING POLICY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFree shipping on domestic orders $10+\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease allow 5-7 business days for standard processing before your order ships\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eRETURN POLICY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eOn domestic orders, we offer 30-day free exchanges, no shipping charges. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eOn domestic orders, we offer 30-day returns. For a refund back to the original payment method, a $7 return shipping fee will apply. Items marked final sale are not eligible for return.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProducts must be returned unworn, unwashed, in their original condition and with all tags and liners attached.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWe ask that you wear underwear when first trying-on your purchase, as we reserve the right to refuse returns that show any signs of wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"F.I.T.S.O Plus Size Activewear","offers":[{"title":"0X","offer_id":41938470961342,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X","offer_id":41938470994110,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":41938471026878,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":41938471059646,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":41938471092414,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":41938471125182,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"6X","offer_id":41938471157950,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"7X","offer_id":42734514634942,"sku":"","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0585\/0067\/7822\/files\/MG_2919.jpg?v=1684352460"},{"product_id":"plus-size-color-block-ultra-crop-hoodie","title":"*SOLD OUT* Color Block Ultra Crop Plus Size Hoodie","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur Color Block Ultra Crop Plus Size Hoodie will become your go-to piece for cool comfort and bold style! This mini hoodie features an eye-catching contrast of teal and Barbie-pink colors, PLUS offers a relaxed fit for cozy comfort. Wear it on the weekends or dress it up for a night out - you won't regret adding it to your wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNylon\/spandex stretch \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSizing:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMeasure your high busy to ensure the proper fit. See\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" title=\"Size Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/fitsoplussize.com\/sizing\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esizing chart \u003c\/a\u003efor more information. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFits like a hug not a squeeze\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade in USA by a self-proclaimed retail-traumatized fat girl\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"F.I.T.S.O Plus Size Activewear","offers":[{"title":"0X","offer_id":41938639814846,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X","offer_id":41938639880382,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":41938639913150,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":41938639945918,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":41938639978686,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":41938640011454,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"6X","offer_id":41938640044222,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"7X","offer_id":42738424512702,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0585\/0067\/7822\/products\/fitsops-69.jpg?v=1660497384"},{"product_id":"plus-size-cami-teal-tank","title":"Plus Size Teal \u0026 Hot Pink Sports Bra","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStand out in a light-support, brightly colored, sports bra featuring a built in shelf-bra. The most comfortable sports bra you have ever worn! Excellent for movement activities including yoga, Pilates, weightlifting, power lifting, gym or for a casual vibe. This brightly colored sports bra also doubles as a swimsuit top with UV protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eLight - Medium support \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eModel Is A Size 18\/20 Wearing a FITSO 1X\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eColors: Teal with hot pink stretchy, strappy detail \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e75% Nylon \/ 25% Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSkinny, strappy-back detail \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eNo bra cups\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eShelf-bra features a 1.5” non-roll elastic \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMachine Wash Cold, Do Not Bleach, Do Not Tumble Dry, Do Not Iron, Do Not Dry Clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFabric purchased from a surplus fabric supplier \u0026amp; sewn in Minnesota\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSHIPPING POLICY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFree shipping on domestic orders $10+\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease allow 5-7 business days for standard processing before your order ships\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; 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For a refund back to the original payment method, a $7 return shipping fee will apply. Items marked final sale are not eligible for return.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProducts must be returned unworn, unwashed, in their original condition and with all tags and liners attached.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWe ask that you wear underwear when first trying-on your purchase, as we reserve the right to refuse returns that show any signs of wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"F.I.T.S.O Plus Size Activewear","offers":[{"title":"0X","offer_id":41938731729086,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"1X","offer_id":41938731761854,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":41938731794622,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":41938731827390,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":41938731860158,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":41938731892926,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"6X","offer_id":41938731925694,"sku":"","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0585\/0067\/7822\/products\/fitsops-42.jpg?v=1695058558"},{"product_id":"plus-size-black-cami-tank","title":"Plus Size Light Support Bra - Black","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eExperience maximum comfort and support with this amazing plus size light support bra. 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